Bravo/Reality TV

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by whatchyagonnado, Oct 23, 2017.

  1. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    All your favorite guilty pleasures in one place.

    Below deck- Chef dude (cant even remeber his name, lets call him NotBen) should be thanking his lucky stars Kate is being so chill with her critique of him. Also Jen is a nutcase and Nico is too big for his stripes. Nico, you remember when Kelly forgot the keys last season- how could you take the boat out without the keys?! Also nice cheating on your gf on national Tv. Very Eddie of you.

    Real Housewives of OC- For fuckasakes Lydia we get it anything not straight out of the Bible scares you. Drag queens and physics and swearing OH MY! Your hair looks like it is going to pull your head off of your body any minute. Shut up. Tamara sweetie- your daughter asked you to just leave her off TV, is it THAT hard?! And good lord Vicki we all know you lied about cancer so stop pretending we don't know. Shannon...you are leaving funcrazy and entering "please don't leave me alone with her" crazy.

    Real Housewives of NJ- YASSSSSS my favs. Although Siggy is like a Jewish Lydia for ettiqute. If you get Melissa and Teresa to go in together agaisnt you, you are fucked. Really enjoying the whole cast and lack of Jaq. Not 100% sold on pigtail lady yet but we shall see.
     
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  2. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch Staff Member

    Shannon needs to leave the show and get her life together. I don't think she's constituted for reality TV. Way too sensitive, and not in a good-TV way -- in a this-is-ruining-your-life-for-real way.

    For all the plastic surgery these women undergo, why do you supposed Lydia hasn't had her ears pinned back?
     
  3. Kimmers

    Kimmers Chicken

    Shannon has become a completely different person since her husband cheated on her and it’s painful to watch. I feel terrible for her because I liked her at first and she seems like a good person but I’m getting so tired of her shrill freak outs. I’d hate to see her leave because I do like her but I feel like the show is doing her no favors.

    Haaaaaaate Lydia’s holier than thou attitude about everything. Also she talks a lot about how she can’t stand Shannon’s drama but she’s pretty damn dramatic herself. The whole stupid fight about her boob job, Jesus what an ordeal. Also I COULD NOT STAND her constant refrain of “we’re having his balls cut off”. NO. That’s not how that works. Stop it. Her random lapses into prayer have me rolling my eyes big time.

    Peggy is a total bitch. Zero redeeming qualities on that one. Every time she opens her mouth I want to slap her. That sly little “well has your husband ever lied to you about anything before” ughhhhhh. What a bitch. Also I’m convinced she’s full of shit at least 99% of the time when she claims not to understand idioms.

    Kelly is usually unhinged to an insane degree but she’s been relatively normal the last several episodes.

    Vicki. I used to like her for the drama factor. Now I’m just so sick of her I wish she would leave the show.

    Can you tell this has become a hate watch for me?!
     
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  4. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch Staff Member

    100%.
     
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  5. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    I feel like they were always a hate-watch for me - isn't that part of the fun? :)

    Kind of OT, but who would have thought that Bethany Frankel would do more for Puerto Rico post-hurricane than the President of the United States?
     
  6. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    With regard to this administration? Everybody.
     
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  7. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

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  8. Kimmers

    Kimmers Chicken

    I’m so fucking glad for this. God I hate that douche.
     
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  9. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    I just keep hearing Ben and Ronnie from Watch What Crappens in my head... "David? David! David?"
     
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  10. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch Staff Member

    David is an awful husband to Shannon, but Shannon seems . . . difficult.

    And not in the super cute way that I am difficult.
     
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  11. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    Its almost like someone told her it was cute to be zany and she ran with it a little too hard. IM QUIRKY IM FUN LOOK AT ME IM NOT BREAKING DOWN YOU ARE!
     
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  12. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch Staff Member

    NGL I majorly coveted the hospital-grade air in her last house.
     
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  13. virgo

    virgo Chicken

    I can’t stand Peggy. Or Lydia. I want to smack both of them every time they’re on screen. Peggy’s husband is a fucking douce too. I don’t get why he decided to confront Shannon at the anniversary party about something that involved her husband, not her. WTF dude.
     
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  14. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    @virgo yea I can't see Peggy/Dicko lasting more than one season unless they really can't get anyone else. Talk about having so much money you can't spend it fast enough holy crapoli.

    @TaterTot I'll have to watch for her ears. I usually too distracted by the fact her head looks like it could float away at any moment.

    Anyone watching RHONJ? The FUCK is wrong with Siggy? She was not like that last year right?

    Also Tre is an idiot to believe Prostitution whore over Delores. D is right that she is just crawling her way back for money and girl knows how to get a storyline.
     
  15. Kimmers

    Kimmers Chicken

    @virgo strongly agree with all of what you just said. Lydia is absolutely ridiculous lately. She whines so much about how Shannon is omg soooooo dramaaaaatic, then she throws dinner menus at people for accidentally leaving her off a group text?! Then storms off to the bathroom to cry about it???? She just kept saying “you weren’t validating my feelings!” and all but stomping her feet. I was rolling my eyes so hard.

    Peggy is simultaneously boring and obnoxious as fuck. I think she’s the biggest bitch and so rude to everyone 24/7. I would be thrilled if she didn’t come back next season.
     
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  16. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch Staff Member

    I don’t think Peggy understands she needs to make friends/enemies with these women to be asked back. No one cares about your cars or your normal kids...
     
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  17. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch Staff Member

    In the "top of the glacier" pic, Peggy is just like no, you silly bitches, I'm not jumping like a fool.

    Also why do Vicki's health misfortunes seem so, like, convenient or calculated? I realize the Glamas accident and this heart episode (have there been others?) are not her fault in any way, but why does it still make me raise an eyebrow? Just because of Brooks? Or is it more than that?

    These women barging in on Vicki during her exam or evaluation or what was that guy? Surely not a doctor.
     
  18. lrrr

    lrrr Role Model Staff Member

    Y'all need to watch Dallas.
     
  19. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    I saw a bit after something else I was watching and its on my list to catch up now!
     
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  20. lrrr

    lrrr Role Model Staff Member

    I only watched Season 2 of Dallas. Let me know if you decide to watch from S1 and if it's worth it.
     
  21. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    Will do!
    Also watching RHONJ right now while A works from home and he just said “where is that Manzo lady?!” I guess the last episode he caught was awhile ago haha
     
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  22. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch Staff Member

    IDK if you knew this, but Meghan let her baby cry for like 10 minutes . . . I mean, if that's how she wants to raise her kid . . .
     
  23. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    @TaterTot whattttt?! Was this on the last episode? Vicki’s constant health drama is exhausting
     
  24. lrrr

    lrrr Role Model Staff Member

    Peggy says that she'll only come back to OC if there are cast changes. She's off her rocker if she thinks they're going to ask her back for next season.
    (Peggy: what does it mean, this off the rocker?)
     
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  25. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    Omg one of the NBA players I really like(d) posted an Instagram photo with the Manzo boys the other day. I was like, "welp, ok then, maybe you aren't as cool as I thought." I clicked over to see the photos on one of their accounts and the comments were full of Caroline berating people.
     

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