All your favorite guilty pleasures in one place. Below deck- Chef dude (cant even remeber his name, lets call him NotBen) should be thanking his lucky stars Kate is being so chill with her critique of him. Also Jen is a nutcase and Nico is too big for his stripes. Nico, you remember when Kelly forgot the keys last season- how could you take the boat out without the keys?! Also nice cheating on your gf on national Tv. Very Eddie of you. Real Housewives of OC- For fuckasakes Lydia we get it anything not straight out of the Bible scares you. Drag queens and physics and swearing OH MY! Your hair looks like it is going to pull your head off of your body any minute. Shut up. Tamara sweetie- your daughter asked you to just leave her off TV, is it THAT hard?! And good lord Vicki we all know you lied about cancer so stop pretending we don't know. Shannon...you are leaving funcrazy and entering "please don't leave me alone with her" crazy. Real Housewives of NJ- YASSSSSS my favs. Although Siggy is like a Jewish Lydia for ettiqute. If you get Melissa and Teresa to go in together agaisnt you, you are fucked. Really enjoying the whole cast and lack of Jaq. Not 100% sold on pigtail lady yet but we shall see.