Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Internet Insanity' started by Cashmere Bandit, Mar 26, 2016.

  1. Cashmere Bandit

    Cashmere Bandit Minion moocher

    I figured the "inappropriately placed self-promotion thread" might be better in the non-wedding board?

    Anyway, here's the promised screencap from the day a bunch of witchcraft/black magic/curse remover things popped up on WB.

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  2. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    I bet she makes stacks on Etsy.

    Edit: Thanks for putting this here. It will move all of our neverending MLM bitching off the social media thread.
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  3. Cashmere Bandit

    Cashmere Bandit Minion moocher

    NP, Honey. I've been a forum moderator before, so I try to make other mods jobs easier when I can. :p
  4. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Love potions? Is she a wizard?
  5. Doom&Sparkles

    Doom&Sparkles Chicken

    Love potions, healings and delayed package retrieval. This lady covers it ALL.
  6. Manhands

    Manhands definitely an asshole


    What does this even mean? :?:
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  7. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    This is exactly what caught my attention too!
  8. nettysgirl

    nettysgirl Ultrawhore

    Probably not what she means, but the biggest dick I've ever seen live and in person was attached to a guy who was 5ft 1. Coincidentally that richness lasted about one week since he was lacking in every other area.

    My favorite part of the ad was "Is your healer taking long to solve your problems?" Why yes, yes, my healer is. Maamashahaida is just in time to get in on my RFP process.
  9. Cashmere Bandit

    Cashmere Bandit Minion moocher

    I'm disappointed. I thought Le Chateau was better than this.

  10. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    If it is the vendor that's a hell of a username.
  11. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    She has no post history, and the thread was deleted.
  12. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    I'm amazed that Le Ch√Ęteau had dresses for less than $100 in more than size 0.
  13. Tumnus

    Tumnus Chicken

    Do you think she can tell me where my Dollar Shave Club shipment went?
  14. Hyperventilate

    Hyperventilate Chicken

    You'll need Miss Cleo for that.
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  15. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    Um. What?

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  16. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    I just literally LOLed.
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  17. nym711

    nym711 THIS IS MY LIFE NOW

    Me too. If I was drinking water, I would have spit it out.
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  18. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    My favorite part is that she listed all the vitamins at the end.
  19. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    So tempted to comment and ask for clarification.
  20. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    It's too bad that broccoli, carrots, oranges, blueberries, strawberries, and kale, are so hard to come by these days.
  21. Cashmere Bandit

    Cashmere Bandit Minion moocher

  22. Itsy

    Itsy Chicken

    A FB friend has recent started shilling Younique, & posting daily selfies showcasing her (poorly applied) make up, 'inspirational' memes, and the odd cringeworthy video. All with multiple hashtags.

    Her endless dross must be starting to annoy her other friends because on today's selfie, captioned 'Remind me how I lived without this mascara?!', somebody pithily replied: 'As I remember, your life was quite happy & fulfilled.'

  23. Manhands

    Manhands definitely an asshole

    This is what that younique mascara looks like to me:

    It's like people want eye lashes long enough to create a come over.
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  24. DaleBrennan

    DaleBrennan Chicken

    Those combover eyelashes are yuuuge!
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  25. NerdLady

    NerdLady Chicken

    They had booths set up at the BBQ festival we went to for Yoonique, It Works, and a bunch of other stuff like that. You couldn't take 5 steps without someone coming out to stop you and beg you to just pay the one time set up cost and you too can have it all...