Deadly Gender Reveal

Discussion in 'Smothers' started by whatchyagonnado, Oct 30, 2019.

  1. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

  2. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    My signature has never felt so relevant
     
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  3. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    What kills me is they managed to make a bomb large enough to kill her, even though she was standing 45 feet away.

    Not to say they're lucky in this situation, but it's a wonder no one else was injured
     
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  4. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    Nothing says memorable party like a pipe bomb. I think sex reveals are stupid AF, but seriously if you’re having one what’s wrong with cutting into a cake or hitting a piñata or something?
     
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  5. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    But we still don't know if babby has peen or no.
     
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  6. Vespidae

    Vespidae Antagonist Staff Member

    But not only, it literally went right through her and landed 160 yards away! It might as well have been a bullet.
     
  7. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    A thinks it must have been deliberate but I don't think you could engineer that.
     
  8. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    It wasn't enough that a gender reveal started a massive wildfire, now they're killing grandmas too?
     
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  9. Apples&Oranges

    Apples&Oranges Chicken

    Yeah, I heard she was killed instantly upon impact too. Insanity. Who the hell would even think that could possibly be a good idea.
     
  10. deet

    deet Chicken

    These people sound ill-prepared to have a child. I am afraid for the baby's first birthday party.
     
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  11. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

  12. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    There’s a painful irony in going over-the-top for attention, and getting exactly that because you were so stupid it was newsworthy.
     
  13. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith

    This isn’t deadly, exactly, but since this is the gender reveal thread, it fits. I saw this on IG. WUT. Could society get any dumber? :wall:

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    ETA: the link for this is here
     
  14. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    Wow April 1st came around quick
     
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  15. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

  16. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Slate's Decoder Ring podcast did an episode on gender reveals this month. There's not much there but, you know, exploring cultural phenomena is what that show does.
     
  17. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    It’s a Silent But Deadly gender reveal
     
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  18. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    So which state will give us the first person to end up in the ER because they took this to the next level and decided to light their gender reveal farts on fire?

    I know Florida’s the obvious answer, but Indiana might surprise us.
     
  19. Comet

    Comet Instigator

    Come on now.

    But, like, I'd put money on Florida.
     
  20. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    If she had given him something to come on in the first place, she wouldn’t be in this mess now would she?
     
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  21. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith

    Ok but did you guys click on the link and actually watch this woman’s IG video clip of the reveal? Because I did. And now it cannot be unseen. o_O
     
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  22. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    I did. I shouldn’t have.
     
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  23. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Apparently fart jokes are her thing? It's still dumb as hell.
     
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  24. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith

    Yeah I read that too. But still so stupid. And why were some of her friends also pants less? Weird.
     
  25. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    I thought they were just trying to pull off the tunics-as-dresses thing
     
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