Funny online reviews and comments.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Internet Insanity' started by Honey, Nov 25, 2012.

  1. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    I was browsing men's rings today when I came across this review on Blue Nile:

    Now you can tell he is married again...this ring is better than the one he lost in the creek!
    Sleek Shiny and Elegant...without too much ridiculous flair, this ring states "yeah I'm married to a hottie; I like to work with my hands."
    Andrea W, OLYMPIC VALLEY CA – September 2011

    Oh-kaaay? :lol:

    It got me thinking about some other funny reviews and the websites that seem to enjoy that kind of thing. There are some hilarious comments on certain IMDb films, for instance, and Amazon has a small collection of products famous for garnering hundreds of clever reviews. Some of the best:

    Canned Unicorn Meat

    Uranium Ore

    Tuscan Milk

    And of course, the Three Wolf Moon Tee

     
  2. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Does Wolf Man's post mean that he wore the shirt with no pants or underoos? It covers his girth, after all.
     
  3. lrrr

    lrrr Role Model Staff Member

    Saw this on reddit.

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  4. redredrose

    redredrose Chicken

  5. virgo

    virgo Chicken

    :lol: :lol: One of the best reviews ever. I could just picture it in my head and was cracking up.
     
  6. sweatermuffins

    sweatermuffins Chicken

    OMG. I was dying reading those reviews.
     
  7. Chertov

    Chertov Chicken

    These made me laugh :) There used to be an eBayer who would write random comments on seller's feedbacks. I can't find the page anymore but it sure was funny.
     
  8. Purple Dragon

    Purple Dragon Chicken

    Random ebay listing that ended up going viral - quite amusing :)

    http://www.mamamia.com.au/rogue/funny-e ... -for-pram/

     
  9. Vespidae

    Vespidae Antagonist Staff Member

    The shoppers at Sephora have finally grown a sense of humour. On a review for a Swarovski-studded face brush on sale for $250 (marked down from $350, plebs):

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  10. yesmaster

    yesmaster North of the Boarder

    I was reading a TV recap on betches.com and came across this "dear betches" letter. It reads like a bee post. The response is great.



     
  11. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    No hot nerd identifies herself as a hot nerd.
     
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  12. yesmaster

    yesmaster North of the Boarder

    She's not like a regular nerd, she's a hot nerd
     
  13. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch Staff Member

    Olivia Munn proved that point for me, @Honey. Would everyone please stop calling her a nerd?! She's just hot!
     
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  14. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Felicia Day would never call herself hot, js.
     
  15. Inna Minnit

    Inna Minnit Chicken

    35wkb.jpg I wasn't sure where to put this. I was looking up something completely unrelated, and found this little gem in a costco review. Snowflake pregnant mama is disappointed that her eggs and bread got mangled. I would have thought being 35 weeks and high risk would not have prevented her from putting her bread and eggs in the vehicle by herself. But what do I know?
     
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  16. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Wrong thread. This one is about one particular user. And this screenshot is illegible.
     
  17. Pickles

    Pickles Chicken

    I was looking at reviews of the Mormon Temple since we are planning on visiting.

    Found this gem: Not sure why its showing up as 5 stars...def only gave it 1 lol

    Paul,
    I hope Austria treats you better than the Mormons did, buddy.
     
  18. yesmaster

    yesmaster North of the Boarder

  19. Dorothygale

    Dorothygale Chicken

    Who knew Play-Doh could lead to such darkness...

     
  20. JillofallTrades

    JillofallTrades Chicken

    Heaven help the reviewer if their kids ever craft with glitter. That shit never goes away.
     
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  21. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    The Amazon reviewer community is the best.
     
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  22. ClamJam

    ClamJam Chicken

    Glitter and herpes: both are for life.
     
  23. Avocado

    Avocado Still Awkward

    RM used to work at a craft store. It's been over a year since he changed jobs and I'm still finding glitter everywhere. He was in framing, nowhere near the glitter, and still got glitter bombed.
     
  24. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    That was me, when I was framing at Michaels. I’m sure when I die and they autopsy me, they’ll find glitter in my lungs just from the two Christmas seasons I worked there.
     
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  25. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    That's how I feel about the cinnamon pinecones at Joann. That smell.
     

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