C is about to turn one. Holy Shit. I don't know what I want to do about a party. My parents are very much "he's one, who cares?" and D's parents are very much "when is the party what can we do we'll plan everything around it?!" On one hand I don't want to subject my friends and family to anything like that because I've always hated kids' parties. On the other hand, now it's payback time. All those assholes can buy my kid some stupid toys for all the shit I got their kids. What do I dooooooo?