My wedding was ruined because reasons

Discussion in 'Klassy Brides' started by allmaple, May 5, 2016.

  1. allmaple

    allmaple Chicken

    I always enjoy the posters that create an account months after the wedding happened to cry about insignificant details that weren't perfect. This poster is upset two months after the wedding because no one filmed the ceremony, and the best man was replaced by her husbands female best friend. She was a fucking whore who wore a knee length dress to the poster's "victorian-esque" wedding and the poster didn't want any women showing leg.

  2. Cashmere Bandit

    Cashmere Bandit Minion moocher

    .... What. The. Fuck.
  3. LouiseBelcher

    LouiseBelcher spampants

    Get on with your life. Fuck.
  4. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    You want people to dress a certain way, buy them a dress yourself. You want a message passed on, do it yourself. And grow up and get the fuck over it.
    Last edited: May 5, 2016
  5. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

  6. SoGoodAtCelery

    SoGoodAtCelery Chicken

    you want your wedding filmed, HIRE A VIDEOGRAPHER.
  7. Rico Suave

    Rico Suave Chicken

    MTE Celery.
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  8. DaleBrennan

    DaleBrennan Chicken

    You want a woman to wear trousers, you buy her the trousers!
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  9. Aw Pigley

    Aw Pigley Chicken

  10. Miss Skunk

    Miss Skunk Bullshit Scientist

    ...all I hear is blah, blah, blah. I'm an asshole who doesn't care about how good my life is.
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  11. Snarchitect

    Snarchitect Chicken

    So, she's mad that no one pulled their phone or camera out during the ceremony, instead focusing on the couple. Great.

    Also, some Bees have real beef with their guys having female friends. While I'm sure a number of them may have legitimate concerns, the majority are probably insecure.
  12. JillofallTrades

    JillofallTrades Chicken

    I love how she mentions the dress and flowers for being reasons for her day being great but nothing about her husband except how resentful she is of his actions. Sounds like a fucking peach.
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  13. Cookie Monster

    Cookie Monster Chicken

    They did pay for the dress. Her husband's friend came over to her house one night while she wasn't there, and they picked out something she liked. But not what the wife to be wanted. I'd be kind of side-eyeing all of that as well if I were her.
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  14. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    Honestly, I'm still in the camp of fuck your stupid problems, my grandma died on my sister's wedding day.

    ETA: I've been thinking about my grandma more in the last couple days because Mother's Day and her birthday are coming up.
    Last edited: May 5, 2016
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  15. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    Knee length dress! Hoe scandalous.

    ETA: leaving that typo right there.
  16. nym711

    nym711 THIS IS MY LIFE NOW

    Babby fix everything.
  17. Hyperventilate

    Hyperventilate Chicken

    The whore best man will probably ruin babby too, with her slutty legs tempting men to dump their baby batter into her first.

    What a hussy.
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  18. ReginaPhalange

    ReginaPhalange Chicken

    How dare her guests not film her wedding, for free with their own phone/devices?? How dare this slut show up showing calf rather than buying a floor length gown last minute??
    Last edited: May 5, 2016
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  19. Comet

    Comet Instigator

  20. ReginaPhalange

    ReginaPhalange Chicken

    @Comet lol, I had it right the first time, doubted myself and changed it. Now I give up.
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  21. Manhands

    Manhands definitely an asshole

    If that is the case, I'd be irritated too. It would be the fact of being out money for the dress and not being included in the conversation. She seems more pissed off about them not following her "vision" and leg being shown. That is petty to me.

    I think she's probably not dealing well with not being the center of attention with a dog and pony show to micromanage. I think that is what "post wedding blues" is for a lot of these posters. They're attention whores who got a hooked on the drama of their wedding. She needs a fix of being the center of the universe.
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  22. JohnTesh

    JohnTesh Chicken

    I mean, if the woman was on her FI's side, not the bride's, wouldn't he be the one to choose what she wore?
  23. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    I just can't understand brides who want their friends to do vendor things for free and then are surprised it turns out crappy. Just pay someone to do it if you want a wedding video. But don't just bark orders and then be devastated when people misunderstand or don't come through.
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  24. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    Almost four years later, I still remember that I didn't get enough cake.

    It was damn good cake.
  25. Comet

    Comet Instigator

    I didn't get enough cake either. The only bite I got was the one M fed me. And that was from the layer that he chose the flavor for, so I didn't even get to taste the flavor I picked. :sad: #WeddingRuined
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