Shit Amazon says I need (aka what have I been googling?)

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Meatz, Aug 7, 2017.

  1. Meatz

    Meatz Roma Basic

    Amazon suggests some epic products. I know it is based on my search history, but I can't figure out what I would have been looking for that would indicate I need these items. Some highlights from today:

    Putin, shirtless on a bear.
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    I was reading up on the Duggers last week.
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    Apparently I need to look at less Cornish Rexes.
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    I am not sure who Amanda Lee is, but she sure makes some nice balloons.
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    This actually might be the most logical.
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  2. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I love this thread already
     
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  3. I started involuntarily itching at the thought of knitting with cat hair.
     
  4. Miss Skunk

    Miss Skunk Bullshit Scientist

    Those balloons may need to become part of my life.
     
  5. Meatz

    Meatz Roma Basic

    They are pretty amazing. I do not know what I would do with them but I love them (Amazon was right yet again.)
     
  6. LouiseBelcher

    LouiseBelcher spampants

    I'm not sure where they get their ideas but a few weeks ago it thought I needed dinosaur taco holders and last week it thought I needed to wash and wax a car.
     
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  7. Meatz

    Meatz Roma Basic

    I think you do need a dino taco holder!
     
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  8. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    It thinks I need a Dino taco holder as well. I don't eat hard shell tacos at home, but I do love dinosaurs.
     
  9. LouiseBelcher

    LouiseBelcher spampants

    It only holds crunchy tacos. I did make tacos for dinner after seeing it though.
     
  10. Rico Suave

    Rico Suave Chicken

    That skirt is fucking fab
     
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  11. Meatz

    Meatz Roma Basic

    Part of me thinks that skirt was suggested because I have been googling prosthetic dicks and "Priscilla Queen of the Desert" :wink:
     
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  12. Meatz

    Meatz Roma Basic

    I need to see this dino taco holder.
     
  13. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Amazon suggested the dino taco holder at some point last month, but I was out of mad money. Poor timing, Amazon.
     
  14. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    I get taco holder suggestions too, but fuck them because hard taco shells are a waste of perfectly good tortillas.
     
  15. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    Hard taco shells are the sad child of tortillas and tostadas and they always disappoint.
     
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  16. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    You're both so wrong. Homemade crunchy tacos are sooo good and a treat dinner for us.
     
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  17. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    I'm not about to discriminate against any tacos here. I'll take what I can get.


    ...that sounds like a euphemism right? Or have I had too much gin?
     
  18. Meatz

    Meatz Roma Basic

    More gin. I'm curious to see how this plays out.
     
  19. LouiseBelcher

    LouiseBelcher spampants

  20. LouiseBelcher

    LouiseBelcher spampants

    Oh Amazon. You do know me. IMG_0971.JPG
     
  21. DaleBrennan

    DaleBrennan Chicken

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    Y tho
     
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  22. Avocado

    Avocado Still Awkward

    I look at one pillow and now I'm a crazy cat lady with a thing for throws

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  23. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    Dying laughing at "foot jewelry" hahahahahahaaaaa
     
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  24. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    This description: Cat Unicorn Good Vs. Evil Unicorn Video Set Including Two Inflatable Vinyl Unicorn Horns, One White and One Black, and Wooden Video Clapperboard to Make Your Cat the Next Break-out Video Star https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00K60O92Y/?tag=danmel-20

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  25. Miss Skunk

    Miss Skunk Bullshit Scientist

    Is it bad that as soon as I saw that black tutu outfit there's a kid I immediately thought of? Her mother would die of delight.
     
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