Time to put on the cone of shame

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Rico Suave, Nov 30, 2016.

  1. Comet

    Comet Instigator

    But also while looking at you like you're a little off.
  2. Tumnus

    Tumnus Chicken

    Canal, I also call our town Stars Hollow so I can relate lol.

    @Lh718 it's the worst when I'm in a really good mood and wave super enthusiastically. I'm like a freaking puppy lol.
  3. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    @Tumnus the best person-puppy, you’re adorable.

    Oh that reminds me I finally need a new shampoo bar... I’ll probably order one (or two) on Monday.
    Tumnus likes this.
  4. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    So I just realized that most of the pictures on my iPhone are like super short videos and if I open them and press firmly they play. I’ve only had this phone for 10 months.

    Most are awkward or unnecessary but a lot of the ones with the dogs are so precious
  5. RoryGilmore

    RoryGilmore Chicken

    @fantasynerd Oh, that’s Live Photo. I personally hate it, but it’s G’s go-to. You can disable it by hitting on the thing up top that looks like a target.
    whatchyagonnado likes this.
  6. Aw Pigley

    Aw Pigley Chicken

    K didn't know he was doing Live Photos for the longest time and I loved them because they were mostly of Charlie lol
    fantasynerd likes this.
  7. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    @RoryGilmore Yeah, I know that now :lol: I thought it was just a brightness thing or something. I’ll probably keep doing it for dog pics but otherwise not.
  8. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    Yep I don’t like it but it did sweetly remind me of Harry Potter at first.
    fantasynerd likes this.
  9. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    I love Live Photo! Y’all know you can change the key photo and then turn it off? Just slide the frame in the edit section to find the best spot. That makes it so you can save it at the exact spot where your toddler sweetly smiled before yelling all done and shaking their finger at you.
    Tumnus, Roo, Kimmers and 7 others like this.
  10. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    I did not know that!! Thank you!
    whatchyagonnado likes this.
  11. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    Lol I do that all the time too.
    whatchyagonnado likes this.
  12. Kimmers

    Kimmers Chicken

    I really need to start using this feature!
    whatchyagonnado likes this.
  13. calicat

    calicat Queen of the Eggs

    Thought I had bled from an incision onto my nightgown - turns out it was just chocolates sauce from a sundae J made me :no::lol:
    Afishwish, Fitz, Roo and 8 others like this.
  14. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    I (reaching for my phone) knocked a pint glass on the wood floor next to the bed. Thank Jeff Goldblum there is no one living downstairs, and I could vaccuum at 10:30pm.
  15. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    I just drank 3/4 of a beer and then W was like “is ...is that a giant crack in your glass?” Yup. It went down the entire side of the glass and I did not notice at all :lol: Our server was like “OMJG Canal you know we love you, we aren’t trying to kill you!!”
    Afishwish, Fitz, Erie and 8 others like this.
  16. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    I use qualtrics to collect RSVPs for student events. Went into my account to create a new survey for an event in a few weeks, and decided to duplicate the one from last year. Realized that the entire time I sent this thing to students and staff, I had misspelled the word fall. I spelled it "FALLL" :?:
    Lh718, android, shiba shake and 7 others like this.
  17. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    Had to go home TWICE this morning to get stuff I forgot. This after running inside twice with C in the car in the driveway before I left the first time. Thank Jeff Goldblum we moved.
    Afishwish likes this.
  18. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    @Fitz it just emphasizes the autumnal pumpkin-spice nature of the season
  19. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    @Fitz I did something similar and all weekend thought I might be able to correct the PDF before it went out... nope, went out Friday afternoon.
  20. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    My boss from a long-ago internship has the same word three times in a row in the opening paragraph in her finalized, bound, and presented dissertation. The worst part is that neither she, her advisor, nor the dang editor caught it after multiple drafts.
  21. calicat

    calicat Queen of the Eggs

    Grammarly would have called them out on that
  22. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    So would Word spell check actually
  23. shiba shake

    shiba shake Chicken

    Sometimes I paste emails into Word because I'll change tenses mid sentence and double my words. Microsoft will catch my "is are" but my brain will not.
  24. DaleBrennan

    DaleBrennan Chicken

    Me: texts neighbor to ask how she's feeling after her gastric bypass surgery
    Neighbor: Pretty bad, in a lot of pain, husband's been great
    What I mean to text: Let me know if we can do anything
    What I actually, accidentally text: 165134.gif
    Tumnus, Fitz, ClamJam and 15 others like this.
  25. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    If Lucille Bluth cared about other people, she’d want you to own it. None of this cone of shame business